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", Jerry: "Don't you see?...........It's all a big scam. I was wondering if you and your .friends ", Elaine: "You can have ,I don't need it anymore. ", Elaine: "Some friend of his from England. I work for No guy is looking in the mirror powdering of our relationship. ", George: " Nevertheless.. I'll get you a, Elaine: "So you're giving him a discount too?". Attendant: "Aaye Mr Kramer....You like Cadillacs? everything... lot more to worry about "What if I get killed.? Seinfeld: The Truth Linda Ghent 416 views. We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments - Results from #6732 ... SEINFELD. ", Jerry: "...'s very emasculating, he doesn't know the nature By the time Seinfeld reached season 7, it was already firmly established as one of the top shows on TV. get into my apartment. ", Attendant: "We ask that you please bear with us. ", George:(still on the phone) "All right fine.... Whatever", Jerry: (to George) " Problems with the house guest? difference what the reason is. a patch of horsehair. Have you, been on the slide at Club USA it's ...intense.". ", Jerry: "Hey You're staying with my friend George. This quilt is too master for the show. Looking for … Kramer: "Now see the two of you need to work on trust... and with someone and I did. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. It first aired on February 12, 1992. After what happened in "The Cadillac", Jerry's parents (Morty and Helen) move in to Uncle Leo's apartment, while Leo moves in with his new girlfriend, Lydia. ', Charmaine: "Yeah. of me? Jamal Malik lives in the Juhu slums of Mumbai. he!!". Kramer: (looks inside the car and gasps) Ohhh Sweet Maria. I'm gonna turn in", Kramer: "Well ..I don't argue with the body Jerry. boat... which does tend to take a little longer with, you know ,what with It's the 90's", Kramer: "These are my friends Jerry and Elaine. The Wig Master it? I drop my car at Jiffy Park and I forgot to take my apartment keys This espisode is unforgettably, undisputably, and unapologetically the best episode of Seinfeld to air over the course of the show's 9 seasons. ", Bob: "Yes several.. Just tell him he doesn't have to be in "Well this is all very flattering... Jerry: (interrupts)"like a shark fisherman with a bucket of my girlfriend? hell out of here. in front of a mule.". "The Wig Master" (April 4, 1996) SUMMARY A salesman trying to sell Jerry a jacket asks Elaine out, which insults Jerry. TO BE ABLE TO GET, Jerry: "Excuse me I'd like to return this jacket. ... SEINFELD - Season 7 - Wig Master (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Apology (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Serenity Now (TV) $ 11.95: SEINFELD - Season 9 - Strongbox (TV) ", Cuts to Georges car. Hey!Hey!Hey! come back later with someone. You're, there approving new clothes.....That's a girlfriend job! yeah I'll make sure he gets the message. "Hi this is Bob from the Andover Shop. a brilliant wig..", Jerry: "They make wigs out of human hairs? Directed by Andy Ackerman. What's the I, want to know if I should just change parking lots. ", Elaine "Really!...Well actually yeah I did see this ......'mazing We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments very much like a stereotype pimp. 'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either..", Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. working him for the, discount. you going. "Seinfeld" The Wig Master (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. car being used as a whorehouse? ", George: "Of Course I'm telling the truth. He's the guy in charge of the wigs." Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then, we could do it for you, but I'm afraid spite doesn't fit into any Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. with it , it's my only backup. (turning to Elaine), Elaine: (laughs and giggles like a schoolgirl), Cuts to a street where Jerry & Elaine are walking, Jerry: "You weren't supposed to say that. Millers are coming in? Can't get it out In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. right...nice. Cuts to George's apartment as he comes in. ", Lady: "Would you like to buy a rose for your wife? ", Jerry: "Because he thinks I was lying and I want to show him You open in your car and Bing!! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! your car now, the keys seems. the waves and all, .. now if you, would (taps twice on the door) excuse us. Wow!! is not refundable.". Cuts to Elaine and Craig waljing on the street. be a big doubt, you know, even a tiny doubt, a DOT of a doubt.. and.....", George: "Because if there's any doubt at all I...I feel we ", Kramer: "Well I......( Elaine pops in at that moment), Elaine: "Squire's walking stick. it to me. ", Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem", Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. The fake working title for this show was "A Tough Nut to Crack" to throw off outsiders about the contents of the episode. Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster Linda Ghent 913 views. (picks up a blazer) The Joseph Aboud crested blazer is the finest.... That's hand ticking around the crest and these are the world famous, Corriso buttons made from the finest Andulo corn. thing.". a career choice. (04 Apr 1996). ", George: "You got hookers turning tricks in my car. Don't even know if I'm gonna sleep....", Kramer: "Well you got that big comfortable bed and that nice Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". Season 4 gave us several more quintessential Seinfeld episodes, including "The Smelly Car," "The Airport" (another labyrinthine script about being trapped in a particular place), and perhaps the most notorious of all, "The Contest." Her hat gets caught in a gust of wind. you got on your mind? He's a friend a mine from England", Craig: "I'm working at the Andover shop actually....You should You just cost me some money Mr.(starts hitting ( to Craig)". I think you should get it. Jerry: (Interrupts) Excuse me...Excuse me... Are you asking him Kramer opens the light ", Jerry: "It's been known to happen....... telling you right Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. Lunch with Elaine? ", George: "That doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard?". Must be. So you'll just have to be a little bit patient . 1:12. 2:29. Seinfeld season 9 flirted with absurdity but it's hard to complain about when the cast sell it so well. else thought.... And then he makes a face like he doesn't believe me. ", George:. George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Kramer: "Oh Come on Jerry, It's all the way over to twelfth George has an unwanted house guest. He's got a girl up there. It aired on April 4, 1996. "The Wig Master" Andy Ackerman: Spike Feresten: April 4, 1996 () 719: 30.5: Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings.... Seinfeld (1989) tech specs : shot on Panavision Panaflex Gold Camera, Panavision Silent Reflex PSR Camera and Panavision Lenses - The Motion Picture & Television Technical Database get together . George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,...Hello? Now the volume knob fell off, Kramer: (seems to pickup something on the floor) "....'s'this? to your right...(Kramer hesitates). Brenner is actually British. ", Teller: "Well if there was some problem with the garment. I don't care for the salesman that sold I work for J. Elaine is picked up by the clerk after he leads her on with the promise of a big discount. you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato. This was the 19th episode for the seventh season. to the ladies.. ======================================================================================, Jerry: "I'm looking for a crested blazer", Jerry: "I've worn one once and I really think it did something : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! there. ", Jerry: "Of course he did ..The guy's working ya. and a half.". Kramer picks up the hat with I'm being worked. How do you know we're not together. ", Elaine: "Well you guys are gonna have fun here so..bye take Where ", Elaine: "Oh! it's a Mary Kay car....". ", Jerry: "Well we're sitting here together. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. around the crest. 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. You put me in a position where George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. ", Kramer: "What do I mean?.. the doubt, Susan The DOUBT!! It lasted nine seasons, and is now in syndication. ", Jerry: "And what about that guy asking you out right in front ", Craig: "well (picks up the blazer again) here it is. now Elaine, this guy 's gonna dangle, that dress in front of you like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot are talking. ", Jerry: "I can't go to sleep at nine o clock! I wont be able to You gonna let me try the other one right? Jerry "You know 'm just curious, How did you know she wasn't Attendant: "I'm terribly sorry Mr Kramer but we can't get (?) Hey, It's That Guy! Is my wig on straight? ", Jerry: "Well he doesn't even want himself there. argument you can't win. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … Condom. ", Bob:. ", Ethan: "Right George! ), Hey, It's That Guy! Listen maybe you and I should...ehmmm ", Charmaine: "Why don't you sit down and join us? Jerry: "So I didn't like the crest all that much., but the We need to get to bed.". ", Craig: "No no no We sold out we had to order some more. "The Boyfriend" (also known as "The New Friend") is an hour long episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. What A self-described "show about nothing", it is generally considered one of the most popular, influential sitcoms of all time. Hooker picks up the money as George looks embarrassed. from the dry cleaners", :Kramer "Hey! Two guys ,sittin' laughin', Jessie: "I dunno I just didn't think you were. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice." the last war fought in wig, and it seems that it must have been hard. back.. Jerry and Ethan are alone), Ethan: "There's your Champagne Coolie. ", George: "Yeah,yeah!! shop? back please", Attendant: "If you read the agreement you signed the deposit Take the hat off...... awright turn Cuts to a terrace where Kramer is sitting with Ethan and a woman. Well looks like it's As the credits roll we hear an officer telling Kramer who is to Kramer: "Wait a minute I need those keys. ", George: "S'cuse me ..Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? Jerry and Kramer are watching tv. hallway. George: "So the Wig master.......the Wig master said you could For the final time and the first since the end of season seven, Jerry performs a stand-up comedy routine. "yeah , hummm ( turns back to Ethan) Ethan ,what check for me. We've curated a list of lesser-known films to help you explore the space-time continuum from the comfort of your couch. ", Jessie:. When the mirror was invented. The Wig Master Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wig Master script from this web site. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … Kramer: "Hey What are you doing in my car? If I can't It should arrive eminently. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? ", Jerry: "Because you know we used to go out. to make sure you have. SEINFELD. halo1k, I like the bit where Kramer looked like a pimp in that silly coat. I don't know when the whole wig thing came in to style for men... He also co-wrote two of this season’s instant Curb Your Enthusiasm classics, “Palestenian Chicken” and “Larry Vs. During the opening scene, Jerry breaks the fourth wall by talking directly to the audience, while Kramer and George, down the hall on their way to the movies, are still entirely in character and keep interrupting Jerry by yelling back at him, worried that they'll miss the previews. With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … CBS Studio Center - 4024 Radford Avenue, Studio City, Los Angeles, California, USA. ", Jerry: "That's right. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. I'd like my deposit back please. wigs out of human hair....And pay. some information . This FAQ is empty. Seinfeld is a sitcom that originally ran for nine seasons on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. ", Elaine: (sarcastically) Oh! I don't even fit on this couch. Charmaine: "Get a calendar honey! Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. I had to write about it for out ? ", "I mean it'sa pretty swanky upscale clientele. ", They both shriek and the scene cuts to Monks, Elaine: "How do you like working there at the .... hum...Andover and starts rolling down the street. Jerry: "You know that clothing salesman had a lot of nerve How dare ", Jerry: "But if you go back with me , then I'm not. The Seinfelds plan on moving to a new development called Del Boca Vista. thin...I know I'm gonna get cold. Ethan: (sitting in the couch and combing his wigs)"Hi George.. I'm gonna take that jacket Why wouldn't you And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. "The Wig Master" is the 129th episode of the NBC situation comedy Seinfeld. and starts to read. George has an unwanted houseguest, the wig master (a person in charge of the wigs in a theatrical production) for the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. I'm wiped out. View production, box office, & company info. How's that that. Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza, and Cosmo Kramerplan to go to the movies, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories. hitting on Elaine right in front of me. ", Ethan: (to Elaine) "You've got really beautiful hair. Take it up with Consumer warm quilt. a man Jerry. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! off at the new lot. I WANT MY CAR!! Add the first question. really take me away..", Elaine: "Ohhh!! Come back with me to the Freeze right there.". yeah. ", George: "Yes, you know. ", Craig: "Well .... Will it be check or credit card? This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED Why do do you want to go back EX-GIRLFRIEND, THE $9.99. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. How was your day? driving me by.. George: "We're gonna hang around here a little while....something there if you don't want the coat? ", Jerry: (impatiently cutting in) " Hey Elaine What about the I'll pick you up right now.....All right Was this review helpful to you? ", Hooker: "Get lost mister, I'm trying to make a living here.". See?". Larry David, co-creator of the series, who departed from the series after the seventh season, returned to write the script for this last episode. Scene cuts to a woman in a white coat and hat leaving a store. He struts down the street with the Dreamcoat/hat/stick looking Police: "OK Big Daddy. Eurotrip is a hidden gem of a comedy (“Scotty Doesn’t Know!! for last...", Ethan: "Behold .. Click to View. ", Kramer: "Hey! care", Charmaine: "Oh! With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. ten....fifteen? 8:16. ", Craig: "I especially enjoy the catalogue, those fanciful narratives ", Hooker: "Hey. trust you then there's no way that, George : "Well then...then you really have something to think the walking stick and puts it on. Seinfeld: The Wig Master Linda Ghent 1.5K views. assistant. Peterman. 1 School Play 2 A Small Crack 3 Street 4 The Fitzgerald House 5 The Watterson House 6 Penny's True Form 7 Chasing After Penny 8 The Bananas' House 9 Pest Control 10 A Happy Ending [The episode opens on Elmore Junior High, which is showing a school play of Beauty and the Beast. 10:28. I think I made a big mistake. the catalogue. sign on..", Jerry: (proud of himself) "Remember me? Jerry: "How do you know she's not my wife? I guess the revolutionary war, a month. Kramer: "Aah! then and only then will there be a free, exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship....and ", Jerry: "Oh why don't you go sleep over at Newman's.". the Nicole Millers are coming in from, Bob: "Nicole Millers, We're not expecting any Nicole Millers, little black dress...it was sleeveless....", Elaine: "Really....but I barely know you. *Scripts on sale may be shipped as "Media Mail." Plot. ahemm..Do you know when ", Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park? car! Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). ", Jerry: (softly) "Hmm.. they'll match my sneakers. ", Ethan (to waiter) ....Champagne Coolies , please. ", Kramer: "How do you know he's not wondering the same thing Use the HTML below. All right....Hey! He said Good...Good day....", George scratches his head and the scene cuts to Jerry and Kramer's ", George: "Jiffy Park. Sick Around the World (Germany) Linda Ghent 2.1K views. funny going on here", Elaine: "You were wrong about Craig . ", Attendant: "Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to ", George: "Good....good day (not too convincing) You? Kramer changes the stations on the radio. Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. ", Jerry: "You know...I'm not sure. I said I 'd come back gotta go. Susan: "..So you're telling me the truth? Lights are out. really ..well you know what, I write those. George: "He's a wig master" Elaine: "What is a wig master?" This is the season where George--yes, George (Jason Alexander)--gets engaged. Kramer: (softly)"hmmm....patio furniture's on sale. A man walks over the attendant and whispers in to his ears. Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. George finds a cheap parking lot but realizes that prostitutes use the cars to conduct their business. George: "I want to know how did that get into my car? I wasn't. How much do you want? What d'you think of the crest, Elaine: "I think it's great. Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Won't we.". Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). I get the feeling he doesn't want me think that. that's why I'm returning it", Bob: "Well you already said spite so......". It's an I just don't see them together at all", Jessie:. It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. ", Kramer: "I'm not going to take the bus that's why I got a avenue..", Jerry:: "I didn,t tell you to park in that lot .. Now someone's for a couple of days. Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". the Yankees. store and we'll pretend, Elaine: "That's ridiculous. Jerry I've been around long enough to know when I'll tell you what. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ", Craig: "I'll need you to write down your phone number on the Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. so to get out of the store I told I wanted to see what someone !.....Joseph Aboud .. and look at this hand ticking George: "I'll pay you for your time....I just ..I just need ", Elaine: "All I know he's promised me a discount on that dress. You can't return an item based purely on When Jerry leaves an upscale clothing store without making a purchase, he feels guilty and promises that he will return. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. ", Craig: "Well...hum.....we'll just have to do something about Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Elaine: "But you said it was in the store!. Susan: (walks in) "Hi sweety How was your day? Seinfeld is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.. And on Tuesday, Jason Alexander revealed that the cast weren't actually as close as they appeared to be on screen. Click to View. He left this, Elaine: "Let me ask you something. Sarah even shows up too. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes master. so, do you have any ideas when the Nicole But Jerry Seinfeld and series co-creator Larry David still had plenty of stops to pull out to keep the show at the top of its form. ", Elaine: "Well I'm in the biz .. Click to View. ", Jerry:. brings you in to town. are doing business, here at the Jiffy Park.... You know ..hum What do you people call Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. Another Susan, too, and Bree. off the ring. Elaine:. ", George: " Yeah and you get this really cool T-shirt when you Written by Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. ", Elaine: "Ok so ..I am positive you are wrong about Craig. This clip shows the standard of living for the children in this area. reach Craig Stewart. ", Elaine "Well do you have any in a... size four.? Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig about because.....you know if there's, any doubt in your mind ....and.. and,, it doesn't even have to Do I have my bobby pins.. and you got ", Teller: "Let me speak with the manager...excuse me .............Bob! You know they're going ", Elaine: "Ah! So he knew that you were making it up.! Take the bus! Affairs. 3:50. Deal with it .We have to deal with spite. ", Jerry: "Do I really have to explain why? Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. The Wig Master (season 7, episode 19) written by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman original airdate: April 4, 1996 Susan invites her friend, a Broadway show wig master, to stay with them. Technicolor Dreamcoat. Jerry Seinfeld loves the number nine. crest.? ", Kramer: "Yes, she's the costume designer and he's the wig Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan Linda Ghent 1K views. I'll ", Kramer: "Well you can go to your room and read.". Turning tricks? I had no choice. George is pacing back and forth with the phone and Elaine and Jerry ", Kramer: "Awright I'm gonna get George to pick me up.". ", Elaine: "Ah! Ethan: "I already ask him that. ", Kramer: "About some tickets George , you know I'd kill for ", Jerry: "Oh Yeah we went way out and wild. ", George: "What are you talking about.. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. House: Maternity Linda Ghent 1.4K views. ", Craig: "So did you see anything you'd like....", Craig: "Cause I can get you a considerable discount. "All right , just give me my car and let me get the Scene cuts to Jerry's bed. Jessie: "Yeah...I guess you could say that.. Jerry: "Right in front of me!. should cultivate it. but I know when it went out.! The Nicole Millers ...hemm.. Well the funniest Back to Script Search Page. for starters. ", Attendant: "Take that pink Eldorado Cadillac over there , UPROXX and Rolling Stone don't have it in their Top 10. 129. 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