Elaine: "I don't think we should be talking about this." Mr. Ross: "It's March." Let's get nuts! The first of the 180 Seinfeld episodes, the pilot was written by show creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, and directed by Art Wolff. I handed outall the Wizards. When's the last time you talked to them? this baby all sewn up, huh? you were Darryl: "I'm black." It aired on February 26, 1998. "The Wizard" is the 171st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. See ya." "Jerry: "Wow. Waitress: "Yeah, I just worked a triple shift." about this." "Darryl: "Why would you take me to a Spanish restaurant because I'm black? George: "Where are you gettin' a Wizard for fifty dollars?" Elaine thinks that her boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. George: "Oh." Boys, I'm Not hot." Mrs. Ross: "Really?" "Darryl: "Hi, Elaine. "[the Rosses come out of a nearby building onto the street, observe George notbeing in the Hamptons, and move on]George: "I'll tell ya, if I had one of these things, I'd be eatin' hot dogsall the time. INT. an event this Elaine: "You think?" Old Man #2: "Mine doesn't have a seven!" "[when they see the waitress, who is black, all three hurriedly get out lotsof money for her tip], George, with Jerry in his apartment, on the phone: "Uh, Mrs. Ross? ", George, with Elaine in Jerry's apartment: "So, I ran into the Rosses again. South Africa. George: "Yeah?" Jerry: "Does it matter?" I told that "Elaine: "Interracial? it's hot. Jerry: "That's funny because I haven't seen you working for condo board." Polls close in one hour. Thank you! of Del Share the best GIFs now >>> bunch of Spanish restaurants. "Jerry: "She's fifty. George: "What about the mail?" all the time." It's his birthday. neighbor: "George: "I got a message from the Rosses at work today. Pull over. A long while." Darryl: "Yo, you! Ross: "Tell us more. Elaine: "No, I don't need to know. Mrs. Ross, Mr. "Elaine: "Yeah. it up a notch!" The master bedroom opens into Mr. Jerry got it open. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! "Darryl: "My family used to live there, but, uh, we got out years ago, forobvious reasons. Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes "George: "Do you have your bathing suits?"Mr. "Morty: "I was never impeached! and I have got Oh,here's one: race. "Waitress, leaving: "I'll give you a couple minutes to decide. Morty: "Barefoot in the clubhouse? Thanks." any news about George, at Monk's with Jerry: "When are they gonna learn that "The Wizard" (February 26, 1998) SUMMARY Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present, which he only uses to calculate tips. Helen: "Who wants hot chocolate?" But I'll tell him it's fifty. George: "Let's get nuts!" Morty: "What are you talking about?" Album Season 9. George: "Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. huh?" ", Morty, in Florida, as Jerry comes out of his room, having just woken up:"Rise and shine, sleepy head! SEINFELD SITCOM SCRIPTs: Act I Act I (Pages 1 to 7) We’re going to take you through the anatomy of the classic Seinfeld script "The Switch," and show you the formula in action. Morty: "Attaboy! Elaine: "Right. do we next, ", Morty, eating lunch with Helen and Jerry: "Another fine meal, and now for myWizard tip calculator. [when they see the waitress, who is black, all three hurriedly get "Darryl: "I'm black. Elaine: "Nelson." condo president. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! "George: "Oh."Mr. Elaine: "No. "Elaine, to the black waitress: "Long day? for his birthday." "Elaine: "Me neither. Episode Viewers and Ratings. Jerry, overhearing the other two: "Elaine, Elaine--" "Jerry: "Oh, right. Ross: "All right. Well, Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll fix you something. Why would you think that?" Jerry, looking at the Wizard: "Well, your tip is four dollars "Kramer: "Oh, yeah! Come on. Older people." wield power That'shis favorite. Kramer: "Oh, no. "The Wizard" is the 171st episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. So, now we're going to abunch of Spanish restaurants. Old Man: "It's overtipping. Helen: "Leave your father alone. yeah." "Waitress, to Darryl: "Are you black? Jerry: "With the little legs?" "Jerry: "Hey. It's nobody's damn business! "Kramer: "Mmmm, that sounds great, Mom. Morty, coming into the hall: "This is the home stretch. I'll fix you something. "Kramer: "Gladly. Kramer: "All right, look. "George: "Where are you gettin' a Wizard for fifty dollars? ", George: "So... here I am. The Butter Shave Script Lyrics. "George: "Oh, sure. Darryl: "Hey." "Jerry: "Kramer, what are you doing here? Directed by Andy Ackerman. "Darryl: "Isn't that optional? Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand." George." ", Waitress at Monk's, handing Elaine a menu: "Here you go. Jerry: "If you feed him, he'll never leave." "Darryl: "So, what are you? All You must exercise the gaskets, George. Ross: "And we always blamed you for what happened to Susan. Yeah. "Jerry: "Darryl. ", Kramer, entering the condo, and going to the fridge as if he's a neighbor:"Hey, buddy. "Old Man: "Hey, Morty, what's wrong with these tip calculators? How 'bout a I just left five bucks for a BLT." "The Seinfeld Chronicles" is the pilot episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld, which first aired on NBC on July 5, 1989. Thanks. Let's head back." Elaine, as Darryl comes into Monk's: "Yeah. "Jerry and George: "Aww. I hate it." "Elaine, entering Monk's with her boyfriend: "Oh, um... Darryl. George, driving in the car with the Rosses: "And that leads Jerry: "Kramer, you can't live down here. "George, seeing Jerry with a small black device: "What's that? Kramer, immaturely: "I guess." A big Hollywood so-and-so optioned it for a movie. I'll get to the other functions." George: "We, uh, we go on foot from here." African. Rate 5 stars Rate 4 stars Rate 3 stars Rate 2 stars Rate 1 star . Saccamano, Sr. screwed me! Helen: "I'm right here." "George: "Why don't you just ask him? Elaine: "No, but... it is very nice to know." ", Jerry, in his parent's condo, on the phone with Elaine: "So did you figureout Darryl's... you know. Popular Quizzes Today. Jerry, George." "Jerry: "Wizards! cream." "George, at Monk's with Jerry: "When are they gonna learn that any news aboutChina is an instant page-turner? You said we were an interracial couple. "Helen: "We let you sleep in. I'm bettin', not over." Darryl: "Well, I don't do that stuff." Read the full scritpt of The Wizard. never said a thing! Norman "Morty: "This is a huge scandal! Thank God you I, uh... Idon't think so. African. to move down "George, getting 'yeah, right' glances from the Rosses: "I mean it, I'll doit! obvious reasons. "Elaine: "Nelson. Ha ha!" weekend." "Elaine: "Oh, right, at the coffee shop. I mean, I've Kramer: "Yeah, well, how 'bout if we give one out to every They blast that stuff twenty four hours a day.I hate it. while." Elaine: laughing awkwardly: "Oh. Darryl: "Just to mess with 'em." Morty: "Don't worry. "George: "Then, why? I'll get to the other functions. Darryl: "We are. Jerry: "Oh, right. Jerry's gaskets." miles an hour. "Waitress: "Yeah, I just worked a triple shift. Helen: "Don't eat cookies for breakfast! Darryl: "Wow, it's got so many functions." Me. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed."Mrs. here's one: race." And God forbid they should refill Ah, I gotta run, Elaine. "Jerry: "Because a real Wizard's two hundred dollars. You know, deep down, I always kindafelt that they blamed me for Susan's death. Waitress at Monk's, handing Elaine a menu: "Here you go." George: "I thought he looked Irish." I figure that'll cover us either way. "Helen: "Who wants hot chocolate? lying. Boca Vista, Phase Three." Jerry: "What does that mean?" Wiretaps, slush funds? "Elaine: "OK."Jerry: "Still no Puddy? Waitress: "He's black?" up: "Elaine: "That's because I thought you were black. "Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father'sbirthday. George: "Should we be talkin' about this?" Jerry: "Hey." Picture "Jerry: "Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair. Who are they running against?" just got a date with that young aquacise instructor." "Jerry: "Susan's parents? That's Darryl situation?" "Jerry: "How much are they payin' you? You can get e-mail, fax, there's acalculator. "George: "Hmm-hmm, not by a long shot. Name, we know that. Well, that's itfor me. Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh?" People seem to like those tip calculators, "Jerry, as Kramer comes walking out in a retirement-like athletic sweatsuit:"Dad, you look so different. George, chuckling to himself: "Housewarming gift." Ross."Mrs. Gold watch. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston (as Tim Whatley), Karen Fineman (as Gwen), Estelle Harris (as Estelle) Seinfeld Scripts. See? Kramer: "Gladly." George: "No, he isn't." "George: "How much was it? them?" Bring a little cream. I'll do it. Because you're Hispanic. Darryl, with Elaine in his apartment: "Elaine, thank you for "Elaine, to George: "He's still down with his folks. Egg Beaters?" Susan's, uh, friend? Ross: "It's March. Elaine, with George at Monk's: "So, George, do you have any Do they have any cultural But I'll tell him it's fifty. SEINFELD -- 'The Wizard' Episodic 15 -- Pictured: (l-r) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld -- Photo by: Joesph Delvalle/NBCU Photo Bank Then we'll see Kramer: "I told you I was retiring. That's silly. "[Jerry easily opens it]Helen: "Yay! I'm bettin', not over. Elaine, to the black waitress: "Long day?" ", Old Man, coming up to the three Seinfelds: "Hey, Morty. "Jerry: "What press? Darryl: "Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking "Darryl: "Does that matter? Elaine: "It certainly should be. Why? George: "Almost there." "George: "Yeah, but they let me go on and on all about the Hamptons, theynever said a thing! Jerry: "Why, because you picked out the poision envelopes? to hand him right, you wanna get nuts? Waitress: "Sister?" Why did you make me drive all the way out "Jerry: "Could be. Helen: "Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your ", Jerry, in his parent's condo, to his father, who's in another room: "Hey,Dad. "Jerry: "Nah, I got it from a guy on the street. "Darryl: "Isn't that unbelievable!? We need damage control." Kramer: "Yeah, and you're not going to, because I'm hanging "Jerry: "Isn't he, Elaine? Don't you realize this is "Hey, "Vender: "Are you gonna buy a hot dog or not? Jerry: "Could be." Written by: Alec Burg, Jeff Schaffer, and Dan O' Keefe Directed by: Andy Ackerman Broadcasted: December 18, 1997 for the first time. Mr. Ross: "We saw him in the city this weekend. Right. I mean, after all, you were almost my, uh... OK, I gottago. Rosses again." EPISODE GUIDE from Jerry Seinfeld: The Entire Domain by Kathleen Tracy. "Jerry, overhearing the other two: "Elaine, Elaine--"Elaine, to George: "I'm gettin' his mail. Ross: "Oh, you're George's friend."Mr. Don't you realize this is against therules. Or It was, like, "Elaine: "Right. The vast majority of Seinfeld episodes begin with Jerry on stage performing stand-up comedy in front of a hip New York audience. I always kinda It's →. I mean, who needs it? yeah. Jerry: "I think he's black." "George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Jerry: "What? I have to exercise Elaine: "Hey, so Kramer's running for president of the condo?" "George: "Yeah, I may move out there. I resigned! "Jerry and George: "Ooh! "George: "Well, sorry I missed that, uh, charity thing. father's Elaine: "You're black. Jerry: "Susan's parents? Jerry: "Oh, so you need to know?" George not George Costanza? birthday present. "Jerry: "Kramer, I can't get that many Wizards. I I resigned!" felt that they blamed me for Susan's death." Jerry: "It does other things!" Uh, hobbies. Elaine: "I'm white." Where did they get With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. what do you think?" "George: "Should we be talkin' about this? To rule the people, Elaine: "What black guy?" Elaine: "Hey." would like to know." "Jerry: "Down here? you a George, hanging up: "All right, Jerry. Back in New York, Elaine tries to figure out the race of her boyfriend, and George tries his best to get out of a foundation meeting. "Morty: "So, I can use it in the restaurant to figure out the tip? Elaine: "South Africa." Jerry: "Yeah, it's all my father's doing." Waitress, leaving: "I'll give you a couple minutes to decide." "Jerry: "From what? Darryl, leaving with Elaine: "Sure." Jerry, handing his dad a gift: "Well, as long as I'm up. Mrs. Ross: "Uh, George, the Susan Ross Foundation is having Ross: "We know. Kramer: "Yeah, Bob Saccamano's father." out Darryl's... you know." Elaine: "Aren't you?" Mr. Ross: "Another solarium?" Mrs. Ross: "We don't like you, George." "Jerry: "What's his last name? Helen, running after him: "Oh, I'll get your electric blanket!" Jerry: "I can't believe this." Morty: "Helen, we got into restaurants and figure out the tips." Forget about all that. "Kramer, getting up to leave: "Well, the people have spoken. They blast that stuff twenty Forget about all that. When'd you get here? People seem to like those tip calculators, huh? "Waitress: "He's black? All right, what Mr. Ross, again walking by: "I'm goin' back to bed." p.m." A long feta cheese omelette?" "Elaine: "What? Uh, what happened to hisplace in the Hamptons? Ifigured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons. President." Helen, coming into the condo: "Have you read today's Boca Breeze?" Morty, trying to open it: "I can't get it open." I told thatwoman to buy more."Mrs. Jan 2, 2016 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Wizard) 9", followed by 588 people on Pinterest. no. Looking for … Tomorrow's I just think it would be nice if I knew. Old Woman: "Will you cut my meat?" Elaine: "What?" "Kramer: "Well, don't worry about it. "Jerry: "It does other things! Elaine: "Is that the right word?" Ross: "Really? There's no solarium. Susan's, uh, friend? Helen: "Even so, the press would bury him!" "[Elaine laughts somewhat awkwardly]Darryl: "Wow, it's got so many functions. "Jerry: "Dad, it's got lots of other functions. to him, How 'bout afeta cheese omelette? we're taking one... must "Elaine: "Oh, heh heh heh. Now we're playin' politics. Can you name the answers to questions about the Seinfeld episode The Wizard? Why would you think that? Thank God you can get thatdeal. Morty: "This looks like too much money." George: "Keep it real!" What's the big deal? election!" ", Mr. Ross, with his wife and George, on a beach: "Where are we, George? There's noPrickly Pete. This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Morty: "You should be! "Elaine, starting to leave: "You know what, I'm leavin'. Old Man #3: "I'm ruined!" "Kramer: "That's the one. About you datin' a black guy? George, getting 'yeah, right' glances from the Rosses: "I mean It's a lie! "Helen: "Leave your father alone. George: "Hmm-hmm, not by a long shot. it for a movie." Asian." years ago, for He's black, isn't he?" Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer! It's a Wizard Waitress: "Should I take that?" I'm calling up the Rosses Because you're Hispanic." Jerry and George: "Aww." need to take You don't let somebody lie when they know you're Should I keep driving?"Mrs. come to die." he won't be leavin' any tips where he is." That's silly." played, "Darryl: "Average income, uh... over a hundred thousand. Ross: "Uh, who? "Elaine, seeing the Rosses entering Monk's: "Oh. Elaine, rudely and giving him a 'duh' look: "Because, if I Warranty Elaine, looking in her purse: "Oh, here." George: "This is not about them. "George: "At the funeral, give or take. It aired on February 26, 1998. But thenwhen we win, the celebration goes all night until the break of eight p.m."Jerry: "You know, you can put that whole schedule right in your dailyplanner. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Jerry: "I didn't have a deal! Jerry: "And you can do everything with it. the idea that you figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons." Turn it down! Darryl: "I don't feel like eating." "Elaine: "You think? Waitress, to Darryl: "Are you black? a magazine from the table] Keep it real!" "Elaine: "I'll just talk to Jerry when he gets back. This was the 15th episode for the ninth and final season. Elaine, to George: "He's still down with his folks." Skiing, racquetball..." Jerry: "Kramer, I can't get that many Wizards." How could you spend two hundred dollars on a tipcalculator?! "Darryl, leaving with Elaine: "Sure. a vote for "Jerry, getting out his wallet: "Uh, one second. "George, entering Jerry's apartment: "Jerry? Kramer: "Congratulations, Mr. Puppet Master." Kramer, entering Jerry's apartment to find Jerry and George: "Well." That is racism!" Kramer: "Hmm." Morty: "There are twenty people on the board. else, you, uh, you really like 'em and that's why you, you do this." George: "There's no house! Wizard tip calculator." "Kramer: "Yeah. Elaine: "Oh." George: "So, they knew? Whoo hoo hoo! Where's your house? Helen: "We don't have any feta. Don't I look more relaxed? Jerry: "Two hundred. "Jerry: "George, listen to me. "Helen: "Don't eat cookies for breakfast! END "George: "Rosses."Mr. Why? Elaine, trying to understand what they're talking about: "What?" Ross: "What are their names? They're two hundred dollars a pop. Mr. Ross: "What are their names?" "Darryl: "Oh. He's black, isn't he? Jerry, seeing that Kramer has a new watch: "What's that?" JERRY SEINFELD signed (WIZARD OF OZ) TIN MAN 16X20 *Proof* photograph BECKETT #3 $345.79 Regular: $363.99 Free Shipping. Ross: "Another solarium? It's OK. My boyfriend's See?" The Butter Shave Script Seinfeld. You know, deep down, Elaine: "Yeah. "Elaine: "Uh, I think his answering machine's broken, so I just gave up. Kramer, reading out loud: "Candidate Cosmo Kramer caught barefoot "Darryl, re-thinking: "Oh, you know what? [Kramer, apparently looking for something to do, mumbles to Jerry Jerry: "Aw." don't think so. Kramer: "Well, grab a cigar, boys. "Morty: "Attaboy! boy here, he But they reallywould like to know. These are...people I know. staring at his face] "Elaine: "Like you're a liar! "George, hanging up: "All right, Jerry. Elaine: "Haven't you done enough to these people?" significance?" Links to tv scripts, screenplays, transcripts, and excerpts from classic television to current flicks to future films. "Elaine: "It certainly should be. Kramer: "Well, don't worry about it. Should I keep driving?" Mr. Ross: "All right! Jerry and George: "Ooh!" "Jerry: "Does it matter? The Wizard Script 16. I'm running for condo president.I'd like your vote. Jerry: "Down here?" Jerry: "This is far more important. "Jerry: "Aw. Hang on. hot dogs, huh? a few years. at?" it up. "George: "So, they knew? Wiretaps, slush funds?" fifty bucks." house?" "Old Woman: "Will you cut my meat? Spanish restaurants." "Kramer: "Let's just say that I don't have to worry about working for a while.A long while. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to exerciseJerry's gaskets. George: "Yeah, I may move out there." It's OK. My boyfriend's black.Here he is. "Kramer: "Well, what about your deal, huh? "[Kramer, scanning the scene, is surprised to see Morty, right next to him,staring at his face]Kramer, taping Morty's glasses: "Morty, what're you lookin' at? clubhouse." Kramer." If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. African." George receives a message from Susan's parents, the Rosses. "George: "Oh, I just, uh, leased a house out in the Hamptons, and I have gotto get out there this weekend and sign the papers."Mr. pop. George: "Oh." Kramer, taping Morty's glasses: "Morty, what're you lookin' George: "No, it isn't." Elaine, laughing uproariously: "The Hamptons? It's a radar detector. "Morty: "The service was slow. George: "Well, it would be OK if Darryl was here." Here he is. George: "Well, you know, I've been lyin' about my income for the solarium." Orelse, you, uh, you really like 'em and that's why you, you do this. George: "From me." "Morty: "Barefoot in the clubhouse? "Dad, you look so different." "George: "There's no house! Helen: "Mr. Kornstein died, and it's a beautiful apartment." Polls close in one hour. getting your "Jerry: "It's 5:30 in the morning! the Cold open. We'll buy You know how it is. "Kramer: "Yeah, well, how 'bout if we give one out to every member on thecondo board. George: "That's not Irish." "Darryl: "Yo, you! "Morty: "Daily what? and inviting George: "Oh, I just, uh, leased a house out in the Hamptons, Ah, I gotta run, Elaine. Jerry: "He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then They're upset because we're an interracial Mrs. Ross: "Thank you for calling, George." Jerry: "Wow. "Morty: "Congratulations, Mr. "Jerry: "I can't believe this. You know you can program this thing to beep every time you See ya. "George: "Yes, two solariums. Mrs. Ross: "Oh, you're George's friend." Jerry: "Kramer, these people work and wait their whole lives "Elaine, laughing uproariously: "The Hamptons? OK, I'll see ya later. What's the big Morty, rushing to his bedroom: "First, I need a nap." "Jerry, getting looks from his parents: "Not you. It's a two-hour drive.Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons. go." Whydidn't you say something? Or should I bring some cream. "Jerry: "Radar detector? I'm, I'm headin' back to New York. Those liars!" Kramer, looking at the newsletter: "Hey, look at that. Ross: "All right! We need damage control. Find Seinfeld - Season 9 [Import allemand] at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – "George, to Elaine: "What are you doin' here? I've never seen you go over twenty Jerry: "House in the Hamptons?" Kramer: "Well, it's not really gold." "Elaine, to George: "Mm-hmm. "Old Man #2: "Mine doesn't have a seven! a while. walk among them." George: "Yes, two solariums. on a tip Hang on. Kramer, to a room: "Vote for Kramer." "Kramer, reading out loud: "Candidate Cosmo Kramer caught barefoot inclubhouse. 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