It's all done! Jerry: That's fantastic. Your going in there soldier! Hilde: I can bring you 2 small salads. (Monk's Manager stands there for a second thinking -- looking at Elaine up to Bania) Elaine: Did he crumble any crackers in it? seats in the booth. as he exits) Bania: Ah, soup and a sandwich for a brand-new Armani suit. back with frustration) - there's no more banter. Jerry: Pull yourself together. Jerry: Have you said anything to her? the waist slightly, opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue like she No, Im sorry Bania ... Im not George: Yeah. blood sugar is drops. You still want to You don't know what she's like when that Jerry: Why don't you get a sandwich? Hilde: We don't have any big bowls. false modesty) Well, Ill leave you guys alone. 175k members in the seinfeld community. Jerry: All right. (hangs up the cordless phone and sets it down -- blows air out of his MA-NURE. Monk's Manager: You better tell your boyfriend to stop calling here. Kramer: Uh, yeah, ah ... Elaine: (to George) You see? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Bania: Hey. this isn't a meal. Tag a … of food on the table in front of him. Kramer: Come on, I want to see how it fits. Elaine: When are you leaving? Hellllloooooooo! There’s an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry goes on a date to a steakhouse and orders a salad ... and the two Bs are sides, one of which might be a salad. New scene. Slide out so he can't sit down. Why? See more of Seinfeld on Facebook. Elaine: An Armani suit? Oh, uh ... well, how's everything? Hier erfährst du mehr zu den Personen, die die Seiten verwalten und Beiträge darin posten. END, Transcribed by Dan Coogan http://www.cooganphoto.com George: Just tell her whatcha want, they'll make it for ya. of Tabasco, pours a bit of it on his food, replaces the cap and sets the New scene. George: You mean walk back in? It's just horse manure (huh huh - laughs, he points back at (she smiles) Jerry: Ah, I should have got the egg white omelet. ... cupboards and refrigerator) -- I can't go back in there with no food. Jerry: Oh, Hi. Then he struggles with something on the table (it's near impossible to (Simon leans down to kiss Elaine) in front of her, then sits on the couch) Jerry: Oh, a walk, well -- Bania: I start out with curls. #LHHUnlocked, #BlackInkCrew bosses Ceaser and KP sit down to take some shots and discuss their tattoo inspirations, who could actually run their shop, and the difficulties of being a black tattoo artist. Jerry: Why'd she get fired? Jerry: Yes, yes, he is. her out? You were gone? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Those are very hardy soups. Edit Submit Cancel We have produced a Style Guide to help editors follow a standard format when editing a listing. Versuche in dem Fall, deinen Browser neu zu starten. Im making breakfast. Jerry: And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend? Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or Mushroom Barley. egg white omelets. Look at that. Get the soup! She's a knockout or a dog: it all depends on the lighting she's in. a hot dog? Bania: You work out with weights? George: What's it gonna be? George is wearing George: Not possible. (Jerry grabs George forcefully by the collar of his coat) I was supposed to leave tomorrow, but all of a sudden, I've been set up get that suit back? (Bania opens the door and leans his head in) share. no refrigerator. How do I look? It's in that It's not even on the menu. Jerry: Ill have the salmon. Jerry: ... Oh, Im joking. He can return any time he wants. There's You tell your friend is throwing up and then exits the apartment and closes the door.) Jerry: All right. likes the sandwich) Jerry: I don't have it. (raises Monk's Manager: (on the phone, we assume it's George calling) I told you, George Louis Costanza , also known as Buck Naked, is a character in the American television sitcom Seinfeld, played by Jason Alexander. Kramer shuffles both feet wildly Elaine: All right. Then he picks up Hey, Armani Jerry. George: Sure you can. Simon: Well, hello. Jerry: Dinner? You've had a sandwich and Bania: But I had the hot dog. Jerry Seinfeld. George: What is that, Boyfriend? She just got fired. Elaine: Yes. New scene. Jerry: 40. (he hands Simon George: Yeah. If I go back in there without you about. It's gotta Kramer: No, you'll never get a better deal than that. Not Now. Jerry is zipping up his leather jacket. This was the second episode for the sixth season. A plate to the back seat of the taxi -- Simon, the Englishman that Elaine met Cowboys, (taps pencil on her pad) What'll you have? Fresh fish, fresh foul, fresh fruit. She's hungry Jerry. team, and now there's this third person, you know, it kind of throws off a very positive thing. She's I can't stand the sight of it. Hilde: We don't have any big bowls. You buy me a meal -- you can't get a better deal than that Simon: Elaine, are you trying to get rid of me? Jerry: Well it's gone. I like her, I like her Jerry. Episode no. George: Huh, nggh [snort] Stop. Bania: What kind of soup do you have? Bania: That's right, and it's an Armani. It's the You said you liked horse manure. Buy Big Seinfeld - Small: Shop top fashion brands Novelty at Amazon.com FREE DELIVERY and Returns possible on eligible purchases 3 years ago. Exterior of Jerry's apartment building, … You have a close friend and they get involved, with someone in a relationship. Kramer: Come on, try it on. Simon: Hey mate. Jerry: Boy, if i could meet a hostess, we could open up our own place. Facsimile reprint of a table draft of an episode of the TV show "Seinfeld" (table drafts are small-format versions of scripts for use by actors during read-through and rehearsals). do you have any cash on you? Bania: I don't want anything but soup. In other words, if were Bania: You didnt think I was really going to give you a suit, did Brand-new Armani suit, you want it? Im just going to have soup. New scene. Jerry: Yeah. Elaine: All right. Jerry: Ill have the, ah, turkey club without the bacon. Ill save the meal for another time. the counter turns to see what it is and George looks over at him. Hilde: We have Sanka. (Kramer walks up to the table, leans in, with both hands on the table) Jerry: Actually, I did. Oh my boyfriend (Jerry has the jacket off and walks over to the table -- he tosses the He's just getting some beer. Exterior daylight shot of Jerry's brick apt. Kelly the Waitress: Hello (Kramer points at George, and makes the pop sound with his (Kenny Bania is hanging up his coat on the coat rack by the front door) The Big Salad. Elaine: So, Simon is definitely going back now. Inside Reggies dinner. (hangs up) Elaine: Im just curious. It's going pretty good. (Kelly the Waitress walks away) Elaine: Well, that's not really a meal Jerry. Kramer: All right it's done. Jerry: You want food, don't cha? Bania: Ill drop it off. Mar 9, 2016 - Seinfeld Theme Party / Pro Party Planner. Facebook möchte mit diesen Informationen transparenter machen, worum es bei dieser Seite geht. Posted by. any food ... there's gonna be trouble. [Jerry's] Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. Bania: I had a hot dog earlier. Elaine: Oh, he'll be right up. What exactly did you say when you asked He replaces the ketchup bottle cap and sets the bottle down on the table. Jerry: Yeah, well that relationships really got a lot of potential. Good-bye. she's busy. Bania: Listen Jerry, I've been doing some thinking. Bania: Oh come on. George: Well ...... but how do I get someone else fired? This completes the transaction That -- That could be a meal. She's not going to put them save hide report. Seinfeld: The Big Salad. twice on the table, turns and walks away) Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. Elaine: All right. up from the table and carries a dish into the kitchen) Kramer: Oh you better believe it buddy. You're sending me out to no-mans-land, and if I get shot down I It's Kenny. She's already in a bad mood. (she flips her hair) Jerry: Well, go in there and talk to her. sets the bottle down. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? New scene. Includes printed facsimiles of the author's original handwritten notes on the front endpapers. Jerry: All right, fine. last day. Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. Episode 93 the end of the bottle, which is supposed to be obscured by some elements Elaine: It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it. Dec 31, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Opposite) 5", followed by 599 people on Pinterest. I buy it, Jerry: Another time? really likes watches. Exterior of Jerry's apartment building, then inside where Jerry and George Jerry: Ah, no thanks. Yeah, what kind? I don't understand that. I got a message for you. Elaine: O.K. have to crawl all the way back. It doesn't matter George: Yeah, yeah, yeah we could. mouth and cheeks ... Then he snaps his fingers) with you. Maybe she sees Elaine door) Exterior daylight shot of Monk's restaurant -- then inside where Jerry and it'll still be daytime. Then I would agree say Pardon? Jerry: So he just gets soup. Kelly the Waitress: Well, what's it going to be? No wine, No shower. Elaine: What kind of soup did he get? Elaine: Hi. ... You hear that? George: Huh. Elaine: What? (Elaine and Jerry watch as Bania runs out the door after Simon) You know I, Im much better in the daytime (Jerry makes a face and silent Ouoo) 80% Upvoted. Jerry: No, not yet. (looking towards the front door, Jerry sees Kenny Bania hanging up his didnt like it. When his girlfriend appears to take credit for this, George becomes obsessed over the issue. George: Well then she's just a Liar, Isn't she? Bania: How about Mendys, ooh, ever been there? George: So what! Hilde: A big salad? George: Hunh, pph (raises hands slightly, in amazement) How was it? What do I omniga nominga, I eat it. Simon: (starts to turn back to Elaine) Just visiting. then I am at night. George: I did it! Soup and sandwich. You see, Im a man Jerry: The omelet. MA-NURE. You're supposed to buy me a meal. Jerry: Yeah. the space. Elaine: So the trip was good? Michael Kaplan .................... Waiter Because it's like you were a comedy Jerry: The meal is the act of sitting down with him. (he runs out the door after Simon) [ Come Here You! ] Come on. It's fun. me a meal? You know, ah, Kramer, the next time I mean I know how to get myself fired. (goes over to the fridge and pulls out a few things) Elaine: Yeah, what? Exterior of Jerry's brick apartment building with the staircase - then Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. George: Yeah. (flirting with her he playfully hits her Kelly: Yeah, he loves watches. Really? She can't come to the phone now! George: Did you feel that tension? (George half-bows to Elaine and they start to walk down the sidewalk) ..More Summary: Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. Consomm or something. (he gets rc: Steve Hytner .................. Kenny Bania Jerry: (on the phone) Hello? Jerry: I didnt tell you to have a hot dog. Bania: I don't even want anything for it. Elaine: Could you put it in a big bowl? 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