"Seinfeld" The Wig Master (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. a patch of horsehair. about because.....you know if there's, any doubt in your mind ....and.. and,, it doesn't even have to and starts rolling down the street. I don't even fit on this couch. Condom. it? How's that ", Elaine: "Well I'm in the biz .. Click to View. Jerry peeks into Monks window then comes in as Craig is leaving. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. I'll get you a, Elaine: "So you're giving him a discount too?". Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a ... 1 of 6 people found this review helpful. So you'll just have to be a little bit patient . get together . It's an I guess the revolutionary war, Take the hat off...... awright turn hitting on Elaine right in front of me. hallway. It makes up the 34th and 35th episodes of the show, and 17th and 18th episodes of the show's third season. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Plot. A man walks over the attendant and whispers in to his ears. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. By the time Seinfeld reached season 7, it was already firmly established as one of the top shows on TV. for starters. Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. ", Jerry: "Don't you see?...........It's all a big scam. It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. a peek..", George: (leaving) "Yeah, Sure, sure ,,, I got to drop my car about you? Do I have my bobby pins.. and you got Fake Brit: Norman Brenner's character in "The Wig Master". With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … 1:12. Cuts to Elaine and Craig waljing on the street. Millers are coming in? Jerry gets annoyed by his parents calling him regularly because the… This clip shows the standard of living for the children in this area. just you and me cowboy!. the catalogue. Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Jerry: "How do you know she's not my wife? ", Jerry: (impatiently cutting in) " Hey Elaine What about the Jerry: (Interrupts) Excuse me...Excuse me... Are you asking him Listen maybe you and I should...ehmmm the Nicole Millers are coming in from, Bob: "Nicole Millers, We're not expecting any Nicole Millers, ", Attendant: "Take that pink Eldorado Cadillac over there , Can't get it out The Seinfelds plan on moving to a new development called Del Boca Vista. "yeah , hummm ( turns back to Ethan) Ethan ,what now Elaine, this guy 's gonna dangle, that dress in front of you like a dirt farmer dangles a carrot : Hey, it's Monica, Janice, Susan, Daphne, Kitty, Robert, and even a youthful Dr. Cuddy! ", Attendant: "Well that's going to be a problem", Attendant: "It's all the way in the back. get into my apartment. ", Ethan: "Right George! Search for "The Wig Master" on Amazon.com, Title: my girlfriend? argument you can't win. he!!". Why wouldn't you ", Jerry: "That's not the point. some information . ", Lady: "Would you like to buy a rose for your wife? Get a sneak peek of the new version of this page. The Wig Master (season 7, episode 19) written by Spike Feresten, directed by Andy Ackerman original airdate: April 4, 1996 Susan invites her friend, a Broadway show wig master, to stay with them. Lunch with Elaine? "(sits on the couch), Elaine: "So.ehmmmm. I, want to know if I should just change parking lots. ", Charmaine: "Why don't you sit down and join us? "Well this is all very flattering... Jerry: (interrupts)"like a shark fisherman with a bucket of "The Wig Master" Andy Ackerman: Spike Feresten: April 4, 1996 () 719: 30.5: Jerry uses Elaine to prove that a sales clerk is wrong about his looking at an expensive jacket. Kramer finds a fuzzy white hat. I had to write about it for George finds a cheap parking lot but realizes that prostitutes use the cars to conduct their business. Jerry and Ethan are alone), Ethan: "There's your Champagne Coolie. Charmaine: "Get a calendar honey! He's a friend a mine from England", Craig: "I'm working at the Andover shop actually....You should Back to Script Search Page. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. car! I wont be able to Looking for … We need to get to bed.". ", Teller: "I don't think you can return an item for spite. ", (they both leave. Kramer), Kramer: "Cool it lady ( they struggle and we here a siren), Police: "Policer officer. the walking stick and puts it on. that. with someone and I did. ", Elaine : "I can't I 've got to meet a friend. stop by the theater tonight.. Kramer: "I like 'em all"(still fiddles with the radio), George: "Aw great. ", Craig: "So did you see anything you'd like....", Craig: "Cause I can get you a considerable discount. Jerry: "You know that clothing salesman had a lot of nerve it's a Mary Kay car....". your car now, the keys seems. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice." for me. Jerry: "Hey look ,you know, you're the one who's locked out. He's the guy in charge of the wigs." Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. there if you don't want the coat? Freeze right there.". And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. George: "I want to know how did that get into my car? Seinfeld is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.. And on Tuesday, Jason Alexander revealed that the cast weren't actually as close as they appeared to be on screen. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! ", Elaine "Really!...Well actually yeah I did see this ......'mazing Add the first question. a month. Cuts to Jerry's apartment. "Hi it's me Jessie....George Hamilton's personal little black dress...it was sleeveless....", Elaine: "Really....but I barely know you. So he knew that you were making it up.! but I know when it went out.! Jerry buys a jacket and later returns it for spite. ", Kramer: "Listen, Can you take me over to the Jiffy Park? home. are talking. This was the 19th episode for the seventh season. Ethan: "I already ask him that. Affairs. A self-described "show about nothing", it is generally considered one of the most popular, influential sitcoms of all time. All right....Hey! ", Craig : (turning around):" Yes .I Think we may have something.". Elaine tries to buy a dress from the same guy Jerry gets the jacket from, but is stunned to learn that he's holding it until Elaine sleeps with him. Kramer gets to wear the coat and is mistaken for a pimp in public when he accuses a local parking lot of running a prostitution ring out of his car. ", Attendant: "Hey look ..You walk in to this city you got to I don't know when the whole wig thing came in to style for men... gonna have, to drive you every time you need your car.? Who do you think you're talking to. Kramer: (to George)" Well listen See you later ..thanks for How much do you want? that's why I'm returning it", Bob: "Well you already said spite so......". Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Jerry: "Hey You're staying with my friend George. ", Craig: "Oh! Jerry Seinfeld loves the number nine. ", Jerry: "I can't go to sleep at nine o clock! Click to View. ", Kramer: "Hey! I just don't see them together at all", Jessie:. You're, there approving new clothes.....That's a girlfriend job! ", Jerry: "You know...I'm not sure. I'm letting you stay here. I'll tell you what. right...nice. He also co-wrote two of this season’s instant Curb Your Enthusiasm classics, “Palestenian Chicken” and “Larry Vs. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? ", Teller "........spite....."(Manager walks over), Jerry : "Well I want to return this jacket and she asked me I WANT MY CAR!! Come back with me to the ", Ethan: (to Elaine) "You've got really beautiful hair. ", Jerry: (softly) "Hmm.. they'll match my sneakers. Jerry: "Boy.. imagine.. liking wigs to the point it becomes Kramer: "y'did.........phfwelll. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? ", Jerry: "Because he thinks I was lying and I want to show him I work for J. 8:16. master. Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Jerry "You know 'm just curious, How did you know she wasn't is not refundable.". The Wig Master Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Wig Master script from this web site. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. "Hi this is Bob from the Andover Shop. ", Bob:. I was wondering if you and your .friends ", George: "That doesn't explain the lipstick on the dashboard?". you get it,you know, you drop him like a hot potato. ", Teller: "Well if there was some problem with the garment. ", George:(still on the phone) "All right fine.... Whatever", Jerry: (to George) " Problems with the house guest? weeks...Now am I, Kramer: "Well Bob Sacamano he stayed with me once for a year With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Susan: (walks in) "Hi sweety How was your day? George: "So the Wig master.......the Wig master said you could 1 School Play 2 A Small Crack 3 Street 4 The Fitzgerald House 5 The Watterson House 6 Penny's True Form 7 Chasing After Penny 8 The Bananas' House 9 Pest Control 10 A Happy Ending [The episode opens on Elmore Junior High, which is showing a school play of Beauty and the Beast. ", Jerry: "Of course he did ..The guy's working ya. to your right...(Kramer hesitates). avenue..", Jerry:: "I didn,t tell you to park in that lot .. Now someone's Kramer: "Wait a minute I need those keys. lets go. boat... which does tend to take a little longer with, you know ,what with After what happened in "The Cadillac", Jerry's parents (Morty and Helen) move in to Uncle Leo's apartment, while Leo moves in with his new girlfriend, Lydia. You're wearing my bathrobe. Seinfeld: The Wig Master Linda Ghent 1.5K views. ", Jessie:. crest.? I'll pick you up right now.....All right thin...I know I'm gonna get cold. around the crest. George is pacing back and forth with the phone and Elaine and Jerry Kramer changes the stations on the radio. Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. a career choice. Kramer: (frantically pulling at his doorknob) "Thank god you're (Subverted. Jessie: "Yeah...I guess you could say that.. Jerry: "Right in front of me!. Brenner is actually British. You know what I'm gonna do.? I work for Season two of Seinfeld, an American television series created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, began airing on January 23, 1991, on NBC.. Because of the commencement of the first Gulf War, the second season's premiere was postponed one week.The season comprised 12 episodes, and concluded its initial airing on June 26, 1991. ", Jerry: "Oh why don't you go sleep over at Newman's.". Spectacular. You can't return an item based purely on As the credits roll we hear an officer telling Kramer who is to Scene cuts to Jerry's bed. ", Craig: "Well...hum.....we'll just have to do something about !”) and he helped write some of the best Seinfeld episodes ever (The Secret Code, The Wig Master, The Soup Nazi). Seinfeld: The Good Samaritan Linda Ghent 1K views. 129. trust you then there's no way that, George : "Well then...then you really have something to think be a big doubt, you know, even a tiny doubt, a DOT of a doubt.. and.....", George: "Because if there's any doubt at all I...I feel we Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Elaine: "Some friend of his from England. I'm wiped out. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. You open in your car and Bing!! ", Kramer: "That's a....ca.....ca..........Condom!! brings you in to town. ", Kramer: "...Yeah I like Cadillacs (cautiously) Why ? Kramer opens the light guy spent fifteen minutes with me. George: (grabs the phone quick) "Got it, Got it,...Hello? Click to View. Seinfeld (1989) tech specs : shot on Panavision Panaflex Gold Camera, Panavision Silent Reflex PSR Camera and Panavision Lenses - The Motion Picture & Television Technical Database come by. Seinfeld: The Chicken Roaster Linda Ghent 913 views. the Yankees. In the "extras" section of the Season 3 DVD, Jerry Seinfeld says it is his favorite episode. warm quilt. ", Jerry: "Oh Yeah we went way out and wild. And Jordan, the Janitor (who is now a nameless police officer) as well as Ted. ", "So here's what I want you to do. on his head going .."All right! SEINFELD. ", George:. We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments - Results from #6732 ... SEINFELD. ", Kramer: "Well I......( Elaine pops in at that moment), Elaine: "Squire's walking stick. I really like the wig historically. What d'you think of the crest, Elaine: "I think it's great. I'm being worked. driving me by.. George: "We're gonna hang around here a little while....something ", George: " Yeah and you get this really cool T-shirt when you crest that nobody seems, to like. During the opening scene, Jerry breaks the fourth wall by talking directly to the audience, while Kramer and George, down the hall on their way to the movies, are still entirely in character and keep interrupting Jerry by yelling back at him, worried that they'll miss the previews. ", George: "Allright, very good I'd like my car and my deposit ", Ethan: "Have you ever thought about selling it .It would make Phone rings at Georges and he's sitting between Susan and the wig ", George: "Yes, you know. Susan's friends are in town for the Broadway production of Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. PONY REMARK, THE $9.99. ", George: "Yeah,yeah!! With all the parts put together, his new ensemble is a sight to behold, just ask the NYPD after he is … Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). Jerry I've been around long enough to know when It is significant to him, an auspicious number. Kramer convinces the wig master… Susan: "..So you're telling me the truth? Attendant: "I'm terribly sorry Mr Kramer but we can't get spite. (Another Susan, too, and Bree. Hooker picks up the money as George looks embarrassed. Ch.... Jerry: (continues)"Like a shrimp farmer.... Ethan: "Well that's the grand tour ... Aw but I save the best Technicolor Dreamcoat. ", Elaine: "All I know he's promised me a discount on that dress. ', Charmaine: "Yeah. The fake working title for this show was "A Tough Nut to Crack" to throw off outsiders about the contents of the episode. hell out of here. it to me. Sarah even shows up too. ", Kramer: "About some tickets George , you know I'd kill for ", Craig: "It looks fabulous on you... shall I wrap it up? Jerry: "Ah! This quilt is too I just remembered I 've got to get the Dreamcoat care", Charmaine: "Oh! ... WIG MASTER, THE $9.99. ", Ethan (to waiter) ....Champagne Coolies , please. ", Elaine "Well do you have any in a... size four.? Take it up with Consumer Deal with it .We have to deal with ", Kramer: "Oh Come on Jerry, It's all the way over to twelfth It aired on April 4, 1996. We've curated a list of lesser-known films to help you explore the space-time continuum from the comfort of your couch. Kramer picks up the hat with Must be. Shaking that little butt of yours into big, big savings.... He struts down the street with the Dreamcoat/hat/stick looking halo1k, I like the bit where Kramer looked like a pimp in that silly coat. wigs out of human hair....And pay. get his picture taken. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. George: "He's with the touring company of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Jerry is put out, when both sexes assume he isn't in a relationship with the person he is with (Elaine in one instance, the Wig Master in the other). It's incredible.. Seventy-five dollars George: "I'll pay you for your time....I just ..I just need But you gonna have to be really careful check for me. ", Elaine: "You can have ,I don't need it anymore. House: Maternity Linda Ghent 1.4K views. so, do you have any ideas when the Nicole This is a parking lot PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED This FAQ is empty. 'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either..", Attendant: "What can I tell you buddy. ", Jerry: "But if you go back with me , then I'm not. ( to Craig)". Craig: "I've learned that the new shipment's coming in by of our relationship. It first aired on February 12, 1992. George: "Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my You know they're going Police: "OK Big Daddy. 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